Because it’s not degrading enough to be wrapping her sugar walls around a wiener that once got sat on by show-business’s most ripped 50 year old hag, little Kate has decided that she actually wants to be impregnated by a man who once humped Madonna. Yeech, i’ll bet the kid comes out deformed or catholic or something equally unpleasant. In the photo above we can see Kate practicing her… well you don’t need me to tell you what she’s practicing!

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That’s it, that’s the news, she looks good. Not much of a story huh? But i think she’s cute (certainly the cutest midget in Hollweird, anyway) so here she is. I believe this is at the premiere for the latest turd to come out of Tarantino’s ass, but who cares, she looks good and these days that’s really all that matters.

Hot cannoli Elisabetta Canali  has hooked up with the world’s most desired bachelor for all the wrong reasons. According to People,
“Before in love I used to play much more, now I don’t want to waste any more time with wrong relationships. I just want someone who can make me find tranquility. I want to get home and find a person who can make me feel good.”

Ah yes, when you’re serious, move in on one of the few men not stupid enough to get married, that’s what you do. According to the article she also seems to have some kind of dog fetish, yeeech!

Apparently Britney has gotten some company in the Crazy Cutie category, with Mischa Barton being dragged off to the loony bin by some nice cops concerned about her well being. According to Fox the law came and dragged Barton away to a psychiatric hospital, apparently against her will. Her rep tells us the police were only involved due to gher celebrity status, while the tabloids are telling us she’s suicidal, homicidal, sexually confused, drug addicted and planning a run at the Presidency, but then, you can’t trust tabloids.

Ms Barton is seen here with two dachshunds which sources tell me she is convinced are her biological children.There is however no truth to the tabloid rumor that Barton was arrested for breastfeeding the twins in public.

Ryan Reynolds, who played Deadpool in the Wolverine movie,  has made it clear that he and his weird-looking wife Scarlett Johansson want to adopt some kids.
According to Glamour magazine (one of George Costanza’s favorite publications you may recall) this is in some vague way connected to one of Reynolds’ brothers being adopted! Apparently Ryan got hit on the head a lot and thinks that’s a good thing so he wants his kids to have the same benefit. He does make one good point though, there are a lot of kids that need to be adopted, so good luck to Reynolds and the weird blond girl – i just hope they don’t decide to steal a kid from Africa like Famous Old Woman is always doing.

My god, she looks like they stole her from Madame Tussauds! Poor old Madonna didn’t look this good when she was alive, she sure as hell doesn’t look this good now! Just how stupid do they think women who buy this stuff are? Don’t answer that. Apparently the thing she’s sitting in is some kind of couch, but this ad has been so overworked in photoshop that at first i thought she was trapped inside a fancy fragrance bottle of some kind!